Ugh... boots.

It happens every year, and every year I get more disgusted. Girls all over Phoenix think it's necessary to wear stupid fuzzy Ugg boots as soon as they think it's winter. What that actually means is, as soon as the Fall equinox turns Spring into Autumn, American Eagle-wearing preppy bitches rush to their gigantic walk-in closets and beeline it straight for their Uggs. If you haven't seen these monstrosities, save yourself the horror and don't look into it.

It's not even the boots that bother me. I'm a nerd majoring in Game Art & Design, so it's not like I'm an expert on fashion. But for fuck's sake, there can't be any justification for wearing boots of ANY kind during ANY season in Phoenix, Arizona. Currently, it is November 7th, 4:48PM, and it's 79 fucking degrees outside. So what bothers me is the fact that these girls put on their tiny Hollister shirts and their belt-sized miniskirts, then feel it's completely okay to wear a pair of winter boots, completely oblivious to how much of a tool they are when they do it. Stop trying to fit in and wear some goddamn flip-flops.